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i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
um ok.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day.
This is legit guys.
I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward.
I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM.
Lestrade made me punch Anderson because I was told to and I was happy for the rest of the day…
Sounds about right yeah…
I burned the heart out of Donovan because she asked for it and it was odd
Anderson made me kick Mrs. Hudson because that’s how little Carl died and I smiled.
….
WHAT.
NO.
I’M SO SORRY MRS. HUDSON.
ANDERSON HAS DINOSAUR MIND CONTROL.
I KISSED MYCROFT BECAUSE MYCROFT FORCED ME TO AND I SMILED. Isn’t that, like, mouth rape combined with Stolkhom’s Syndrome????????
I met Anthea because Anderson is a douche and I collapsed.
Well then. That does make sense… Anthea is pretty attractive.
I watched John hug Jim Moriarty because it eased the pain of having to wait for Season 2. And it was slightly awkward.
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING WATCH SHERLOCK BUT FUCK THIS IS GREAT.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I was told to and I was happy for the rest of the day.
I shagged Irene Adler because I love him her and I collapsed.
… Yes.
I met Irene Adler because I love him and it made me laugh. Nice one!
Lestrade made me punch D.I. Lestrade because Anderson is a douche and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...
“I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Jim told me to and I ran away.” O.o
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I burnt the heart out of Mike Stumford because I’m a proper genius, too and I cried. lolwut. Me gusta anyway
I was attacked by a dinosaur because I don’t make people into heroes and it was odd. THAT IS HARDLY SHERLOCK RELATED
burnt the heart out of...Holmes because Jim told...I was...
Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because that’s what people do! and I collapsed.
I kissed DI Lestrade because I was told to and it was odd.
I watched John hug a kitten because I ate all the jam and he was sad.
kick Anderson because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy
I kissed ANDERSON...love him and it hurt. WTF?
was slightly awkward!” LOL this will make more sense if Jim Moriarty made
I kissed a kitten because i ran out of strawberry jam and i cried what am i john now
I burnt the heart out of a dinosaur because heroes don’t exist and it was slightly awkward.
I burnt the heart out of Jim Moriarty because I love him and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
I burnt the heart out of Mycroft’s umbrella because I was BORED! And it made me laugh.
A lucky cat?! You got...be kidding me? That
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in Horror as Mycroft ate DI Lestrade,...hurt….. sufficently weird enough……
I watched John hug Mrs Hudson, because I read Alone On The Water and I was happy for the rest of the day!
I kissed John Watson because Jim told me to and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwords. :P
I shagged Jim from IT cause that’s what people DO! It was odd. Forever lol!
I kissed Sek Met because I had to wait for series 2 and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
Lestrade made me punch Irene Adler because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs.Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...
Anderson made me kick Mycroft’s umbrella...away. Because Mycroft was going to kill me for...